A Two Pun Day

If I were a rock, I wouldn't want to be marble because I wouldn't want people to take me for granite.

I told one of my good friends that I was allergic to milk and he said, "No whey!"

I would estimate that I make at least two puns per week. Something someone says will just strike me at an odd angle and the pun percolates out effortlessly. The other day I thought of the above two. I'm not sure if the first is original, but we were in an elevator debating whether the stone walls were made of marble or granite and I couldn't resist. Later that day, someone mentioned cottage cheese and I thought of the second. It's a certified groaner, five out of six friends agree!

Not programming

So many posts related to programming recently. Time to change it up.

A Haiku

Tough to be funny,
because sometimes you fall flat.
Still it's worth trying.

A Fibo

Plain.
Bland.
Simple.
Serious.
Stay away from jokes.
Impress others with knowledge,
but sometimes it's dull.
Spice it up!
Let loose!
Try
puns.

A Joke

What do you call a joke that stinks?
Pungent.

A Better Joke

What's another name for a beach bum?
A tangent.

An Even Better Joke

What is equivalent to sine divided by cosine?
A beach bum.

See what I mean about falling flat ;-)