Upcoming Arrival

I imagine most of my regular readers have already found this out through other channels, but we're expecting. (Really it is Vanessa who is expecting, I have never really figured out why people say "we".) The bouncing baby bundle should be arriving in the very near future, so we've decide to guess the delivery date, weight, and length. The due date is June 22 and the doctor will usually try to induce labor if the baby hasn't arrived a week after the due date. Please write your own guess in the comments.

Here are the guesses we have so far:

Jeff
- date: June 17
- weight: 7 pounds 8 ounces
- length: 21 inches

Vanessa
- date: June 15
- weight: 7 pounds 7 ounces
- length: 21 inches

My mom's
- date: June 18
- weight: 7 pounds 6 ounces
- length: 21 inches

Vanessa's mom
- date: June 15
- weight: 6 pounds 15 ounces
- length: 19.5 inches

Vanessa's dad
- date: June 18
- weight: 8 pounds 6 ounces
- length: 20 inches

Sister
- date: June 15
- weight: 7 pounds 4 ounces
- length: 22 inches

The person who guesses the closest may receive a major award.

The Big Remodel

Over the past year, we've been remodeling our first house. It has been a very big job encompassing every room, and we did most of the work ourselves with help from family and friends. We hired out for some of the more complicated tasks, and we could not have done this without the help of many people (thank you!). I have a few hundred pictures of the entire remodeling process, so I thought it would make sense to show just a few pictures from the living room.

We began by removing all of the carpet in the house. In this first picture. you can see the front door as Vanessa is cleaning the floor. The rest of the pictures are taken from the front door (on the right) looking towards the back door (to the left).

When you first walked in the front door, you used to see this big structure which contained a couple of closets and was made of wood paneling. It created a short hallway which you would walk through to get to the living room from the front entry. We decided to remove this completely to create one great room.

After a significant amount of demolition, the closets are gone along with all of the wood paneling. Now you can see the old sliding glass doors in the back of the house from the front door. We replaced these with french doors. The water bottles are marking large nails embedded in the cement which we later cut out with a circular saw. (fun!)

Fast-forward ahead a few months, and we have hardwood floors, new drywall, paint, and we're moved in.

The master bedroom was actually the first room we finished, followed by the kitchen, then this, the living and dining room. I'll probably post more pictures at some point in the future. There are still a few details left to do, but the big remodel is basically finished and it feels very very good to be so close to completely done.

Not programming

So many posts related to programming recently. Time to change it up.

A Haiku

Tough to be funny,
because sometimes you fall flat.
Still it's worth trying.

A Fibo

Plain.
Bland.
Simple.
Serious.
Stay away from jokes.
Impress others with knowledge,
but sometimes it's dull.
Spice it up!
Let loose!
Try
puns.

A Joke

What do you call a joke that stinks?
Pungent.

A Better Joke

What's another name for a beach bum?
A tangent.

An Even Better Joke

What is equivalent to sine divided by cosine?
A beach bum.

See what I mean about falling flat ;-)